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Short SMS Jokes

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Do not disturb. Already disturbed

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Do witches run spell checkers?

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.

When money talks, the criminal walks.

I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter.

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw.

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)



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