Constipated people don't give a crap

Never miss a good chance to shut up

How can there be self-help groups?

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy

I like feminists; I think they're cute

Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving

Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes

BIGAMIST --- A heavy fog in Italy

The best things in life aren't things

Does killing time damage eternity?

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good

Be unique and different, just say yes.



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