When all else fails manipulate the data.

All computers wait at the same speed

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

If we quit voting will they all go away?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

How come night falls but day breaks?

All stressed out and no one to choke

Where there's a will, I want to be in it

Exceptions always outnumber rules

I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got

Anything not nailed down is a cat toy

Adults are just kids who owe money

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