You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there .

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?

I Miss you a Lot Dear....

SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632

Message centre:
+919540099996

" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.


U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS