| Jaise Lohe Ko Loha Kata Hai Sone Ko Sona Kata Hai Zahar Ko Zahar Kata hai Heere ko Heera Kata Hai Waise he eik din aap ko kuta kate ga |
Taste this SMS
Did u feel the taste of ginger?
Nahi?
Bandar kya janey adrak ka swaad..!
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| Receive my simple gift of "LOVE" wrapped with "SINCERITY" tied with "CARE" and sealed with a "PRAYER" 2 keep u "SAFE" & "HAPPY" in ur life. |
| Saweray tuaadi yaad aayi te Miss kitta, Dinne Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta, Ratti yaad aayi te fir miss kitta,, Jado Jan te ban aayi te SMS kitta. |
No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I'm worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya? |
Devdas ka baap ne kaha GHAR CHOOR DO
Maa ne kaha PAROO ko CHOOR DO
PAROO ne kaha DAROO pena CHOOR DO
AAP ko kis ne kaha SMS karna CHOOR DO?
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How much is 1+1 = ?
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Bataoo Na
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Are you looking 4 answer?
SHAME ON YOU! |
Morning News
Scientist all over the world r wondering how long a human can live without brain.. Kindly tell them ur age
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| Thr's a meeting @ mental hospital all nurses, doc, attendants r present but meeting has not started bcoz the patient is still busy reading this SMS |
Yu to hum picha kisi ka kiya nahi karte
Darde dil liya or diya nahi kartey
Yeh dil ka rishta sirf ap se hi hai
warna itney SMS hum kisi ko kiya nahi karty |
